(1)
Santa : Train me raat bhar nind nehi ayi,
upr ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi.
Banta : To xchnge krna tha
Santa:Kisse krta?
Niche ki seat pe koi aya hi nahi.
(2)
Sardar got new job:
1st day he spent 11 hours on computer:
Boss was happy & asked what he did?
Sardar replied : Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae.
(3)
Santa in Coffee shop with wife.
Santa : Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jaye gi.
Wife : ki frk painda hai?
Sardar : Bywakof Rate List dekh
Hot coffee : Rs.15
Cold coffee : Rs.45
(4)
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was : We make your dreams come true…
(5)
Santa at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art?
Art dealer : I beg your pardon Sir, that’s a mirror!
(6)
Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body’s face in a funeral function.
Suddenly all the relatives started beating him – why?
He said “SMILE PLEASE”
(7)
A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa : I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.
(8)
Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking…
(9)
Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked : Exide laga du?
Santa : Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
(10)
Ek baar santa ko koi 8th floor par bulata hai. Jab vo vaha jata hai to flat ke samne likha rehta hai “Santa April Fool” to Santa likhta hai “Mai to yahan pr aya hi nhi tha.’